It did, but what transpired during Tuesday night's Showtime special-prophetically titled, Stephen Colbert's Live Election Night Democracy's Series Finale: Who's Going To Clean Up This Sh*t?-was anything but fun, as news came rolling in throughout the program of Donald Trump's surprising voting surge.
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"We now all feel the way Rudy Guiliani looks", Colbert remarked.
The comedian wrapped up his election special on a somber note, acknowledging that too many Americans were drinking up the "poisonous" politics from this exhausting election season.
"I say this to all of you", Stewart began, "let the young woman do as she please". And while he has mostly shed that persona while analyzing this year's election, he has been a comforting presence in the face of so much anxiety and tumult.
The speech has quickly become a sensation online, with many praising Colbert for giving voice to feelings that many felt, regardless of political stripe, about the negative nature of the campaign and the importance of now finding common ground.
"Politics used to be something we thought about every four years", he said.
Stewart closed the sketch by rapping about Trump: 'He acts real tough, but he's a wussy.
The two played momentarily stumped-and Stewart broke into a quick chorus of "Papa Can You Hear Me?"
She responded: 'He's running against Hillary Clinton, I can't tell which is worse'. "So whether your side won or lost, we don't have to do this s-t for a while". "And there's a gentle high to the condemnation, right?" "You've Got to Vote" video and Lena Dunham's "Sensual Pantsuit Anthem", with an epic ditty of their own. You can opt out of voting, but you cannot opt out of the effects of your lack of action. More than four in 10 voters say the other party's policies are so misguided they post a threat to the nation, but you know what? I have always believed that America is great.
During the Late Show's live broadcast last night, Stewart once again reunited with Colbert to perform a musical number that urged Americans to use their vote. "Get your abortions now, because we're going to have to live with it".
Luckily now there's the option to tap on a friend's Story or Live Story and send it as a snap to someone else. To activate them, you need to have your phone's back-facing camera active and tap and hold on the screen.
Large companies, like Nike or Adidas, are trying to sign contacts with Real Madrid only because Ronaldo plays there. In 360 games for Real Madrid , Ronaldo has scored an incredible 371 goals - the club record.
The NYPD is planning on deploying more than 5,000 police officers , more than double the number of any previous election night. The NYPD's mobile officers also will employ bomb detectors and bomb-sniffing canines throughout the day, officials said.
As a teen, Kohlhepp was sentenced to 14 years in prison in Arizona for binding and raping a 14-year-old neighbor at gunpoint. The former realtor wanted to give his mom a picture, talk with her and to transfer money to a girl he is helping raise.
The helium inside the carbon fibr tanks, on the other hand, is stored at temperatures as low as -452 degrees fahrenheit. Not only was the reusable rocket and its payload lost, the explosion cast doubt on future operations.
Earlier in the day, police said all schools were immediately placed on a lockdown because of a threat in the community. The former sheriff's deputy was scheduled to retire from the Show Low police department in February, Molesa said.
Upon leaving office Reno, a Florida native, unsuccessfully ran for governor in 2002 but lost in the Democratic party primary. She became the longest-serving attorney general of the 20th century and was at the centre of several political crises.
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Why I will not be voting in this Presidential election
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